Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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