when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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