Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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