I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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