party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.