The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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