I got chris browned last night
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.