No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.