Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
whose parrot is this?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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