I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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