singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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