Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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