I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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