those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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