I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Every concussion has its silver lining
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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