yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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