You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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