Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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