My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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