peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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