Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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