Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh god it's open bar.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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