I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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