He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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