I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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