I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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