Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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