Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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