Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
soo... how was my night?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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