can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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