I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
