I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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