he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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