yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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