So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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