You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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