SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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