What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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