ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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