in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
where am i from again
it hurts more in the daytime
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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