I swear she didn't look like that last week.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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