nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Are my feet made of real feet?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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