You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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