alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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