you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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