whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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