She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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