If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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