im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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