I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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