Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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