I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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