Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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