no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Randomize
