Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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