I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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