What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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