Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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