Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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